; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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