i may or may not be watching the land before time
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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