she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
