is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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