Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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