but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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