Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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