we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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