Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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