On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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