I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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