if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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