i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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