but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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