Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I need you to use more vowels.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
