Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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