It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
