you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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