Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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