To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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