I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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