i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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