brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Randomize
