She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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