I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize
