oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
