do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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