I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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