Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
