did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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