Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I need you to use more vowels.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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