he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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