ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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