I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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