Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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