Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She's JV to your varsity
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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