I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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