so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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