Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
