My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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