South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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