WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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