I would go down on you faster than GM stock
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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