almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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