2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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