how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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