Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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