Sry I called you an 8
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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