Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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