Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
