Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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