I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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