How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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